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Wednesday, 20 March 2013

Telescopes and tall tales - Ngaire meets Keith Nichols


Ngaire Victoria Elder
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found in your washing machine, apart from Great Aunt Bonnie’s bloomers …? A couple years ago I discovered the remnants of a used diaper (that's a nappy for us locals, Ngaire - Ed) and just a few weeks ago I found half of my precious wind chime in the machine. 

In the name of Don Quixote, what the heck was it doing there! I blamed the kids, and the kids blamed the dog … you work it out!



Anyway, what does this have to do with today’s guest, Keith Nichols? Absolutely nothing. I was going to tell you about the dead cat I picked up by the tail (its tail came off), but I‘ll save that tale for another day.

Talented and multi-genred author, Keith Nichols 
Need to move on dear Wizardwatchers, here comes the Ed with his bendy wand!
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Hi Keith




Hi Ngaire. It's great to be on the show!






Lovely to see you here. Keith, tell the Wizardwatchers a bit about yourself?

A bit about myself. I was born a poor Irish lad, on the lost island of Scotlandia. At the age of 15 I migrated to the US and taught myself how to read and speak English. No, not really. I was born in Tacoma Washington. I grew up on a wheat farm in Colorado. My father was a scientist and artist. My mother is an artist as well. I am the youngest son of 16 children.

Keith Nichols


When did you first realise you wanted to be a writer and what inspired you to write your first book?



My first book was written as an English class project, my teacher at the time Mr Wiley told me all I had to do to pass his class was write a novel. (hahahaha…Ed)  So I did, and I did. I never really wanted to be a writer, I just figured if I was going to write, I might as well try to make some money from it.

What are you working on now?

Non fiction..

My current projects are numerous. I am working on a book co-authored by my cat. I am working on a parody of everything that has been popular for the past ten years called 'Best selling Book'. I am also plodding away at a space opera parody thingy.

...to making stuff up..

Keith  you write both fiction and non-fiction, which do you prefer?

I prefer to write non-fiction, mostly because it’s so much easier for me then all that tedious making stuff up. Although, making things up is actually a lot of what I call non-fiction.

E.G Too Writ

(Ed says: I read this book a few weeks back. Non fiction. All about writing, writers, publishers and editors. For 77p and/or $1 its an informative read. Had an author I know read this before he mithered me unmercifully about the publication date of his short story, he might still be part of an anthology I'm compliling. Definitely worth a gander. Okay, back to the show.)

Did certain parts of any of your books make you uncomfortable? If so, why did you feel that way? Did this lead to a new understanding or awareness of some aspect of your life you might not have thought about before?

I once wrote a sex scene for my book Nuramans Endgame, (before it was ever published in any form) and I based the scene on an actual event from real life. Pretty uncomfortable bit. I deleted it from the final version of the book, it was just too weird for me. I learned that I can't write sex stuff at all.

Keith Nichols - much more comfortable with
tug boats than tug books. The highly rated
Virginia X
I read Virginia X, Keith. I really enjoyed it. 

I enjoyed that one, Ngaire. I'm partial to tug boats.

If you had to go back and do it all over, is there any aspect of your novel(s) or getting it/them published that you would change?

 I suppose I would change the part where I don't get a huge advance. 

How would you react to a bad review of your book?

Often I manage to completely ignore a bad review for days before I am forced to comment on it. And usually this comment is something along the lines of 'You are a big doodie head'.

What type of writer are you, Keith, a 2000 word a day scribbler or a ‘whenever, wherever’ writer?

I am a whenever whatever writer. Sometimes I will go months with barely writing anything. Then I will write a book in a weekend.

What has been the toughest criticism given to you as an author? What has been the best compliment?



My little zombie short story has been reviewed as 'rubbish'. That was pretty hard to take. I like my little zombie. Best compliment is when I was compared to Clive Cussler. I beamed over that for a month.

A book Keith could have written.

Your hobbies include astronomy and ‘rat rod’ fabrication, of which you published books about (How to Build a Rat Rod Roadster Body and How to find chose and buy your own telescope: A guide for students and parents). Tell us more...

Well, I think that pretty much covers it. I build cars from scrap, and then I drive the cars to car shows and make lots of people either very happy or very angry. Both of these books, the rat rod book and the astronomy book were written in a weekend. I wrote the astronomy book mostly because I feel people don't understand how to get a telescope. I felt it was up to me to spread the word to the masses.

Isaac Newton's first telescope

Who is/are your favourite author(s) and why?

 My favorite author of all time was Tolkien. Because he was Tolkien. I love Douglas Adams. Alastair Reynolds is writing the best sci-fi in 20 years. Terry Pratchett makes me giggle in public.

Top Sci-Fi from Alistair Reynolds.
A comeback for the genre overdue?

Describe a typical day in the life of Keith Nichols.




Well my day starts around 10 in the morning, when my wife decides I should get out of bed. I have some coffee, sit in front of the computer for an hour or two and get ready for my day at the regular job. I then spend ten hours a night watching a large CNC machine drill holes, and often I will work on books while it’s running. I usually get home from work around 2 in the morning, I have a small bite to eat, sit in front of the computer and Facebook for way too long. Then I get dragged off to bed by my wife. Repeat.

If you could invite 2 famous people to dinner who would they be and what would you discuss?

 I would invite David Morell and Tom Cruise over to dinner and we would talk about espionage thrillers and their impact on monastary recruitment.

Do you get road rage? What pisses you off the most about other drivers?

I get awful road rage, but oddly it’s often directed at me. I drive lots of strange cars, from the Frankentruck to the MG Midget. I get flipped off a lot. The thing that other drivers do that really gets to me is driving on the road.

Keith spots the troll who dissed his zombie short
while in a traffic jam,
You and a couple of friends have resurrected the Virginia X from her watery-grave and overhauled her. Armed with your food and drink supplies you set sail. Unfortunately you didn’t brush up on your navigational skills and hit a rocky seabed, tearing a small hole in her hull. What 3 books, 2 dvds and 1 cd did you pack to ease your boredom whilst your shipmates pumped out the bilge.

 I would take all 3 of the Revelation Space Series, by Reynolds. 

Clutch Elephant Riders is the cd... 

...and both Expendables movies.



And finally, where can fans of Keith Nichols find out more?

I have a good authors page on Amazon, and of course my Facebook page is a very good place.

Keith, it's been a pleasure having you on the show and we look forward to you coming back. Thank you.



It's been a blast, Ngaire. Thank you....



Contact:

my youtube channel

my amazon authors page


NB: The editor of the Wizard's Cauldron would like to point out that the road rage attack picture above is entirely fictional and nothing whatsoever to do with Keith wearing an outlaw mask during this interview. Honest, guv.

and Ngaire








Sunday, 6 January 2013

An Interview with Jenny Worstall


The delightful, multi-talented
Jenny Worstall
The Independent Paperback Gift Shop Catalogue has, thus far, been viewed 18,000 times in just over two months, which isn't bad in a packed, information overload world. 

Whether or not it achieved its goals is not clear, but for me, its main purpose anyway was to get to meet some immense authors I would otherwise never have met. 

Case in point: Jenny Worstall, breezy writer of gentle chorus comedy, "Make a Joyful Noise." 

Remember your music teacher at school? Along with the drama teacher, they were the yin yang opposite of the hard core Chemistry teacher (with his rubber tube) or the malevolent Maths teacher (with his slide rule), and if I remember correctly (it's been a while), they were loved. 

Always tinkling with the xylophone, organising the glockenspiels, strumming the harp, or encouraging you to blast the trumpet as if you were a herald at the gates of Rome, music teachers were great fun. 

Those lessons, (now, in many cases, abolished outside private education), provided light in a world of grim shade.

Jenny is also involved in the world of mass choirs; a world I have virtually no experience of except at football matches.  That's the best thing about this job...the people you get to meet! Jenny was happily gossiping with friends over a mocha latte in a coffee shop somewhere in South Kensington when the trusty Wizphone tracked her down. Here's what she had to say.


Hi Jenny!
Hi Wiz!

Tell us about yourself?
I am a musician, teacher and writer and live in London with my husband and two teenage children. Singing in choirs has always been a passion and I have performed most of the standard choral works with various choral societies, including the BBC Symphony Chorus, where I met my husband. 

What Jenny used to do on
Saturday nights...

I taught class music in schools for many years, then when I started a family I took the chance to build up my piano teaching and find some time for writing at last. 

Mr Stiebley - everyone's favourite 
Music Teacher - apart from 
Jenny!

I started with short stories then found that one of them grew into a novel.

 Short stories or novels? I love both.

I find short stories incredibly hard to write.
Oh no, Wiz. For me, they sail off the pen. I've written three anthologies!

I can never shut up, as anyone who has read The Ritual can attest
There's an art to it, Wiz! Hahah.


Here's two of the anthologies you made earlier!



Lemon  and Lace -
a terrific combination


How long have you been writing? Can you remember your first story? I have always kept notebooks with observations in and wrote the usual stories through my childhood that we all write. I can’t remember the first story but I remember writing about the night my brother was born. I also remember my father reading ‘James and the Giant Peach’ by Roald Dahl to me and my sister – we were horrified and fascinated by the behaviour of the wicked Aunt Spiker and Aunt Sponge, and then thrilled when they came to a sticky end.


 Who are your influences as a writer? I love Barbara Pym and think it is a shame that she is pretty much out of fashion now. Jane Austen is perfection in my world. Then of course I enjoy a lot of lighter fiction – Jilly Cooper, Katie Fforde and so on. I used to read a lot of poetry as a teenager – endless Tennyson and Browning – and always enjoy writing that has plenty of musical rhythm. 

I set myself the task of reading all Dickens’ novels when I was 12 and thoroughly enjoyed them, probably more for the plots than the language at that age. 

"Ooo doesn’t that sound insufferable! The truth is that there wasn’t much to do at boarding school and so we all took refuge in reading  the school library was fairly traditionally stocked and so I read all the classics."

If you had your time over again, would you rather have been blessed with sublime musical or literary talent? 
Are you implying that I am not already blessed with both?! But seriously, in another life I would have loved to have been an opera singer and travelled the world, singing in all the great opera houses and wearing fabulous frocks every night of the week. Sheer glamour!

Verdi's  epochal La Traviata



What is your latest project? Tell us a bit about it. 
I've just written "Make a Joyful Noise" which many readers are enjoying so far.


I am currently working on a novel that starts with a murder and has plenty of music in – perhaps a few characters from Make a Joyful Noise will pop up along the way. 

There will be Mozart, possibly The Messiah and hopefully plenty of fun.

Three rogue members of your choir, upset at your decision to leave them on the bench before a big sing song, kidnap you after evensong one night and take you to darkest Frinton. You are thrown in a darkened crypt with just a sleeping bag and a pipe of Hobnobs for company. While you are contemplating the error of your ways, Griswold, the ancient keeper of the crypt and a big fan of Joyful Noise, drops in a sack of three books, two CDs and a DVD. What would you like them to be? 

First of all, I am so glad that Griswold is a big fan of Joyful Noise and so I would offer him a Hobnob. I hope that in his sack I would find:

Books:


Jane and Prudence’ by Barbara Pym

Possession’ by AS Byatt



‘Persuasion’ by Jane Austen.


CDs: ‘The Goldberg Variations’ by Bach (played by Andras Schiff) 


Tchaikovsky’s ‘Serenade for Strings’.

DVD: The wonderful ‘Call the Midwife’ series, from the books by Jennifer Worth.


  
 Cats or dogs? Sadly I am allergic to them and also horses. This really upsets my children who have always wanted a dog. We have compromised with a fish tank but fish are a bit, well, dull, aren’t they?

An example of an exciting Fish Tank

Wiz notes: One of the finest evocations of British
high rise urban life by Indie tyro director Andrea Arnold. 
Your head will be in your hands after two minutes. See also
Andrea's magnificent "Red Road", but avoid, under any circumstances, her
version of "Wuthering Heights"  Sanctimonious, ill judged, rammel which has
set her career back a decade.

How have you found Independent publishing? What are the high spots? And what are the lows? I have found that independent publishing is a brilliant way to reach out to an audience and I would recommend it to everyone.

Highs: I can write what I want and be my own editor. 
Lows: I find the technological side rather daunting but luckily I have a long suffering husband who is a bit of a whizz at all that sort of thing.

How do you relax away from the typewriter? Listening to music, reading, playing the piano and endless gossiping with my friends.

Chinese or Indian - and what is your favourite number on the menu? (If you like neither, say so!) Don’t like takeaways! I love Italian restaurants though...

Home cooked Italian food with some
lovely people

 What do fans of Jenny Worstall have to look forward to in 2013? Mozart, Murder and Messiah...but it might take longer than this year to finish. Perhaps I will have a go at some more short stories as well.

Jenny, thanks for popping into see us here at the Cauldron. I wish you every success in the future and make sure you keep in touch.

Thank you so much for interviewing me, Mark. What a great set of questions! May I be released from the darkened crypt now?

Oh, I don't know about that...Griswold's stolen the Hobnobs...

Griswold's favourite
Jenny Worstall short story anthology

Contact:



https://twitter.com/JennyWorstall

Jenny Worstall is also available on Facebook and other social networks on a laptop near you.


Monday, 12 November 2012

The Next Big Thing

The Green Wizard was invited to join in with 'My Next Big Thing' (started by Andy Duncan, author of The Badger-Boy Brouhaha)by his sorceror's apprentice and dear friend, Ngaire Victoria Elder, who writes cutting edge illustrated children's stories and is currently working on her third book somewhere in deepest Spain. Near a big mountain.

http://adventuresofceciliaspark.blogspot.co.uk/

Now, for me, the next big thing is er, not writing a book for about six months as I'm bolloxed. So bear that in mind when you read this.

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What is the working title of your book?
Currently not writing a new book until I've sold a few of the six I've already written. You can find all six to your right as you look. Click on them if you fancy a further look on Amazon. 

Where did the idea come from for the book?

I wrote six books in just over three and a half years, including five in a year and I think the world has seen enough of my work so far. I need to recharge my batteries. I get my ideas mostly when running.

What genre does your book fall under
I write fiction novels. Pure and simple. They have no genre. Genres erect illusory and limiting boundaries between authors and provide a dumbed-down, one-dimensional landscape for the reader. If you just read romance, YA, or erotica, then it is likely that you and I have little to say to each other and I wish you all the best.

How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?

I wrote the first draft of my 60k football hooligan novel "Ultra Violence" in  18 days. I wrote the majority of "Carla", my best reviewed book, over a weekend in late April 2012. Professional writers should be able to do this. Literature is full of similar stories. The 2.5k per day grinders are okay, but I need inspiration and a free playing field. I need to fly.

What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?
Lots of different ones.


Who or What inspired you to write this book
The knowledge that I was rapidly becoming unemployable in the modern gel haired, crocodile skin loafer, hundred and thirty pound per tie minor professional labour market was a major influence in my decision to form Green Wizard and write the six books.

What else about your book might pique the reader's interest?

If readers enjoy innovation, being challenged, old fashioned writing - with prologues, purple descriptions, necessary exposition and a complete  lack of trendy but boring Chucky P influenced skeleton writing - then they will like Green Wizard. My books are generally well reviewed. Readers in Nottingham and Southwell are well catered for.

And now, I'll pass the baton to 3 writers who kindly agreed to participate in the blog-chain ... stay tuned to read about their Next Big Thing.



Mary Ann Bernal -  www,maryannbernal.com

Brenda Perlin - http://www.homewreckerthebook.com/

Bathsheba Dailey - http://newbeginnings-bathsheba.blogspot.co.uk/

Mark Barry - http://greenwizardcarla.blogspot.co.uk/



Good luck everyone!