"Who in their right mind wouldn't want to read a book by Mark Barry!" (Mary Quallo, St Louis)

"Who in their right mind wouldn't want to read a book by Mark Barry!"  (Mary Quallo, St Louis)
LA Punk Rocker by Brenda Perlin - includes two new stories from Mark

Sunday, 26 July 2015

Poet, Performer and Humourist, Lynn Gerrard is...Around The Cauldron!

If I had a fiver for every person I've spoken to in the past year who has said "Marky, you ought to have that Lynn Gerrard around the Cauldron," I would now have a tidy sum in my wallet instead of holes and fresh air, so, as the second part of my poetry special, I girded my loins and got in touch with her and was delighted when she agreed to come round. 

As we discussed last week during Sue Lobo's fantastic interview, after years on the fringes of the fringes (of even those fringes), poetry is making a big comeback on the scene. 

Lynn writes - her new book has been well received - blogs extensively, and most excitingly, performs live poetry, which takes some proper bottle. 

An extremely funny woman and a talented wordsmith, it has been a pleasure to meet her this week. I caught up with Lynn  on the Wizphone backstage as she prepared for her most recent recital somewhere in the rainswept north of England - here's what she had to say.

Tell Wizardwatchers a bit about yourself, Lynn?

Well, as it says in my author bio “I’m a serial worrier who survives mostly on a diet of chocolate and finger nails!”

 When I’m not catastrophising over the minutiae of life I can usually be found writing about the catastrophes which accompany the minutiae of life...’cos it’s the dark side of our very existence which interests me most.

I’m convent educated and a keen activist for mental health awareness (hm...there’s a correlation here, I suspect!).

I’m also fortunate enough to be married to the long suffering Michael, whose naturally calming nature always manages to soften the more fiery aspects of my own and we live together with our 6 year old blind and boisterous Jack Russell, Ralph, who rules us both without contrition.

St Helens Classic Town Hall

Whereabouts in Britain do you live? And is it a hotbed of Odesmithery?

I live in the northern town of St Helens, Merseyside, home to the famous Saints rugby team, Pilkingtons Glass, Beechams Pills as was, Johnny Vegas ( who I used to work with aeons ago in the catalogue retail outlet Argos) and other fine fellows of both industry and entertainment.

As for a hotbed of ‘Odesmithery’, I would certainly say that poetry is raising the temperature with its ever evolving and increasing presence in my hometown. 

Indeed, The St Helens Arts Council Service is actively supportive of all art forms and most recently, I am delighted to say, I have been asked to perform my poetry in our main local library, in October this year, in front of an audience (certainly beats chanting my odes in the shower and scaring the neighbours! Not that we shower together ‘cos that would be plain weird….even for me!!).

Who is your favourite poet? And what is your favourite poem?

That  would have to be Spain’s highly acclaimed poet and dramatist Federico Garcia Lorca. Such a fascinating and tragic individual.

 One of the things that appeals to me with Lorca is that despite a relatively wealthy background he remained in tune with the earthier side of life, Flamenco and Gypsy culture themes being  most prevalent throughout his work. I love the passion he displayed for his art and how he used that passion to connect people with the other. Sadly, Lorca was one of the victims of the Spanish civil war and was arrested and killed without trial by supporters of General Franco in 1936. Needless to say my most favourite poem is by Federico Garcia Lorca, titled  

                                       "Lament for Ignacio Sanchez Meji­as". 

Tell us about your latest collection of poetry.

Well, it’s no secret that I do so enjoy exploring the darker side of man’s psyche, all those little cobwebbed corners of the mind where our demons lurk! However, I also lean towards humour, social commentary and the more poignant aspects of the human condition and so I’ve included a little bit of each in this book in the hope there’s something for everyone

 Darkness & Decadence’ book link

Can we have a sample?

Is that really necessary? Ahhh of the poetry? Yes, of course!
 This is ‘Generation Text’, written because these days I feel we tend to spend more time in the virtual than the physical.
 It’s also a nod towards the predatory side of social media.

You know what it’s like. You’ve chatted to someone a couple of times and thought nothing of it whereas they’ve been scrolling down your timeline, scanning your friends and relatives and anyone else they fancy inviting to the wedding!


Too right I'm feeling angry!

Too right I'm feeling bitter!

You text me that you loved me

Then Unfollowed me on Twitter!

I should've seen it coming

You wasn't that discreet

When you saw me put my post out

And didn't bother to Re-tweet!

Now you've gone and blocked me

Well isn't that a corker?

My name's just started trending

'Cos you've added 'Hashtag Stalker'!!

I thought that I was special

You 'Liked' the way I look

According to the little hand

With a thumb up on Facebook!

It's now become my mission

To see you face to face

There's nowhere I won't search for you

Well...ok..Not My Space!!!...

( I may be mental but I do have standards ).
Do you still have your first poem anywhere about?

Not my first poem ever, but the very first poem I wrote at some length, after discovering the advantages of social media for airing one’s stuff, can be found on my blog, 

"The Grumbling Gargoyle’ and it’s called ‘Ritual. I’ll let the poem speak for itself, if anyone fancies having a little peek.

Where can fans of Lynn Gerrard see you perform?

Hm...well, failing the wine section of my local supermarket, I can be found in numerous places. Most recently I appeared at a local arts theatre in my home town, for the launch of my poetry book, Darkness & Decadence, where I performed some of my poetry infused with slivers of humour.

I did similar at the Nexus Arts Cafe on Friday night as part of the Great Manchester Fringe Festival and then in October I’ve been asked to do my thing at my local library, which I’m looking forward to, especially seeing as it will be autumn, so it will be dark and dank outside AND I’ll be surrounded by books! *air punches*
October: Lynn Gerrard gig at St Helens library
 What’s this thing you have about gargoyles? And tell us a bit about The Grumbling Gargoyle.

I find the history of the gargoyle fascinating and the myth of these creatures even more fascinating. From projector of water to protector from evil, how splendidly versatile! Architecturally, I think the gargoyle is a magnificent complement to any building, ceaselessly serving to catch and inspire the imagination of all who dare to glance upwards!

A pair of those infamous gargoyles of Lincoln Cathedral
Let’s face it, as a Gargoyle I can fly, I can lounge in my Gutter with my pigeon pals and I can grumble accordingly, which just happens to suit my own nature perfectly! Psychological assessment would probably point to my releasing the inner child, well, why not eh?

Some of  those who have seen my avatar on social media, will themselves grumble that, due to my not having a spout, I am but a Grotesque and not a Gargoyle! 

I am aware of this, however, ‘Grumbling Grotesque’?...nah...sounds like someone I went out with years ago!

Ha ha ha ha. What is your favourite a) Book? and b) Film?
Favourite book? Wow, that’s a hard one! (no, that’s not the title). There are many but I’ll pluck just one for the sake of this chat.

The Necroscope series by Brian Lumley sits highly amongst the favourites. Whilst I have always been a fan of horror, Brian Lumley’s interpretation of the vampire took the delicious monstrosity to such ingenious levels which, in my opinion, no other has managed to equal thus far.

For me, the hideous beauty of Lumley’s vampire lies in it being as detached from the syrupy, sparkling, ennui infected, love lost invention of a young girls fantasy, as could ever be considered! 

Brian Lumley’s vampire is raw, vile, psychosexually disturbing and evil in ways only the most debauched ( yet never vulgar) amongst us, could imagine. So yes, that’s the book for me!

Favourite film? Once again I’ve a couple in mind but it’s ‘Scrooge’, 1951 version with Alistair Sim, that gets my vote. I’ve watched this Dickensian feast so many times, I can feel the onset of rickets!

Do you like John Cooper Clarke?

I certainly don’t dislike the man. I feel his style is often copied and rarely matched but then again I’ve never understood the mindset of people who would rather attempt to emulate a person’s style rather than develop their own. Yep, he’s a good ‘un.

What’s next for Lynn Gerrard?

Beans on toast with a runny egg and plenty of tomato sauce, methinks!

As for my writing, I’ve been trying to multi-task and thus discovered new depths to my ineptitude so, I’m learning to concentrate on one thing at a time. Currently I am working on a play.

The play came about due to my being involved in a ‘Stand Up To Stigma’ project last year, a campaign which used comedy to encourage an awareness and better understanding of mental health issues with the ultimate aim of reducing discrimination and stigma in society.

Consequently, the whole purpose of my writing this play is to help perpetuate the aims of that project.

I’m more than pleased to say that I have recently been awarded a grant from the Heart of Glass, which is linked to the Arts Council here in England and this will help me develop all aspects of the play through to production.

So, other writings of mine have had to be put on a back burner for now...I worry that one day they’ll end up being wafted over a bunsen burner!

Right then, I ‘spose It’s time for me to flutter off. I’ve an evening of procrastination planned and I’m reluctant to miss it. May I just say before I vanish that it has been a delight to sit and chat with you awhile. 

Thank you so much for allowing me to get my feet up by your cauldron...we may even have tiffin in my Gargoylian Gutter one day, obviously I’ll check in advance to make sure you’re not allergic to anyone. 

Thanks for having me….bye for now.

Before you rush off for your eggs and beans...where can Wizardwatchers connect with you?

I can mostly be found via the usual social network mediums:

Facebook: The Grumbling Gargoyle page 

The Grumbling Gargoyle blog: 

‘Darkness & Decadence’ book 

Lynn, it's been a pleasure. We wish you all the best for the coming year both with the book and the performances!

Thanks, Wiz!

Next week: Brenda's back with her new anthology - LAPunkRocker

Monday, 20 July 2015

Memoirist and wonderful poet, Sue Lobo, is...Around The Cauldron

I have no idea how I met the brilliant Sue Lobo. 

I think it was through the Independent Paperback Scrapbook/Catalogue back in 2012. Whatever the reason, she's been a consistent fixture in my online life and it's been an honour and privilege. 

Each day, Sue puts up a highly popular, original poem on Facebook (details below) and she is developing a big following as poetry (the art, the discipline) continues to grow as a medium. 
She's the author of two superb books and both proudly reside on my bookshelf. 

Sue, as  Wizardwatchers know I have said before, is classically trained. Educated in colonial Africa, you would spend a long long time locating a grammatical error in her work and it never ceases to amaze me how good the English teaching was out there in comparison to large parts of the home country - her memoir, "Lollipops of Dust" is, perhaps, the most correctly written book I have ever read. 

Currently resident in Spain, I contacted Sue on the Wizphone as she sipped a glass of wine somewhere among the olive groves of the Iberian Peninsula. Here's what she had to say.

Tell Wizardwatchers a bit about yourself, Sue?

Where to start? Born in Guildford, raised in Botswana & South Africa, lived in Sierra Leone, New Zealand & various places in Spain. Married to a Spaniard called Carlos  & have two sons Ivan & Xavier.  

At the moment I live in Albir in Alicante.

What is your favourite aspect of life out there in Spain and what do you miss about the Green and Pleasant (if anything).

I left the UK at the age of two so I can´t say what I miss in the UK, but being half Welsh I feel a pull towards  those misty valleys & want my resting place to be there eventually. 

Even though I have lived most of my life in Spain & speak fluent Spanish, I have not gelled here & the country feels like a very tight dress.

Do British lager louts holiday anywhere near you? Or is it an idyll.

Albir is only about 3 Km from Benidorm & yes there are lager louts around but our little corner tends to appeal to the older generation & it is very pretty with lovely sea & mountain views.

Tell us about your latest collection of poetry

“The Last Dance” is my last work & a prize winner in an international poetry contest run by Creative Talents Unleashed in California, USA. 

It is a collection of poems about the transition of life to death, not in the Halloween/spooky sense though. I have a different view of death, in that I feel it is just returning to our original home & nothing to fear. Life is merely a journey of learning, maybe its because I am a Druid. The book is being used in some hospices & funeral services around the world. 

I was fortunate enough to have the very talented Italian photographer Lili Saatchi on board, who let me use her work to enhance my poetry in the book & to whom I am very grateful.

Lilli Saatchi

Can we have a sample of your poetry?

When life sheds a memory,
It sheds a tight living skin,
Of those once garbed & protected from within.
When life sheds a memory,
It sheds those long past loves,
Of those caressed by fingers, in mind´s dimmed gloves.
When life sheds a memory,
It sheds, all once known belongings,
Of whispers tiptoeing by, in long forgotten longings.
When life sheds a memory,
It sheds it´s last breathed breath,
Of beloved words once spoken, far beyond life´s death.
Copyright Sue Lobo 2015

What is your favourite poem and who is your favourite poet?


I have so many favourites.  Dylan Thomas, Pablo Neruda, Omar Khayyam, Gibran & John O´Donohue, to name a few.

 Is poetry making a comeback? I have seen much more poetry this year than in my previous four. If
so, why?

It seems to be making a comeback & I notice more so in the Asian countries. My biggest following is in the USA, for some reason. 

There are some brilliant poets around at the moment & breaking rules in style too which is exciting. 

I think life at the moment is so intense, too fast & often steeped in negativities & poetry allows one to escape from all that, to get back to the soul, so to speak.

You wrote a brilliant memoir called Lollipops of Dust. Have you any plans to write more prose in the future?

I wrote “Lollipops of Dust” as an autobiography for my sons, so that they knew where I came from, about an Africa that does not exist today. But poetry is my thing. I would love to publish a book on animal poetry & donate all the sales to the “Save The Rhino” fund in Africa, because those creatures really need our help at the moment & it would be to give back something to a Continent that gave me my childhood. 

The "Pink Horn" makes the rhino horn unusable and destroys the market value. This is helping preserve the]
last remaining rhinos and elephants in Africa.

I am on the lookout for a very kind publisher who would publish without charging me fees, for a good cause. I´m afraid I have been duped more than once by publishers so I refuse to pay to publish any more. I am also toying with the idea of poetry erotica, we´ll see what the next year brings. Last year I contributed to nine anthologies with other poets from around the world which I love doing because it´s sharing with so many talented folk.

What is your favourite a) Book b) Piece of music c) Film

Music – depends on my mood, I love Leonard Cohen, Country, classic, rock & Portuguese Fado. 

Film – “The Gods must be crazy” because it had Bushmen in it & was filmed where I lived in Botswana, but I´m not a film buff at all & prefer a good book. 

Book – “Anam Cara”  by John O’ Donohue.

What do fans of Sue Lobo have to look forward to in 2016

2016? Who knows? Everything that happened in 2014-2015 happened without planning so I shall leave it in the lap of the Gods. 

Where can people connect with you?

Facebook – Sue Lobo. That´s the only way. I got rid of my blog as I found it got too much.

Thank you, Sue. It's been a great pleasure. I hope The Last Dance is a success for you and the best of luck in the coming year.

You're welcome, Wiz -and the same to you.

 Prize winning “The Last Dance” by Sue Lobo is available from the link belowand Amazon: 

“I know nothing of love”, he said,
As I´ve never been shown a token,
“I know no kind words”, he said,
As I´ve never heard them spoken,
“I know nothing of smiles”, he said,
As I have never been taught how,
“I know nothing of songs,” he said,
As no one sung to me, until now,
“I know nothing of laughter,” he said,
As that sound was always so spurned,
“I know nothing of happiness”, he said,
But with your love, I´m now willing to learn.

Next week: Touring poet, Lynn Gerrard